Last night was the Vice Presidential MASTERdeBATES, and I must say, I have an unwavering hope that George W. "I'm scared of anything that ain't white and male" Bush is primed to get his keester kicked out of the oval office. John Edwards was staid, calm, and poised for attack. This, following Kerry's similar performance last week, is something the Democratic party has been fearful of for far too long: Looking like a$$hole$.

Look, fellas - you're politicians. You aren't fooling anyone. You are life-draining, self-serving, power-hungry shitheels who want nothing more than to be liked and praised. Like kindergarteners that decide the fate of a nation, nay, the world in the situation of the U.S. So get into that scrap down by the swing set, bloody your little noses, and get it OVER WITH. Odds are you'll both walk away sniveling and crying for mama, but for the love of God, little Johnny Democrat, PUT UP A FIGHT.

Please God, please please please please please please please please please please please get that fucking redneck out of office.

Your pal,

Rustyboy