I feel foggy today. Maybe it was the 9+ hours of sleep, the massive influx of coffee this morning, allergies or severe lack of booze in my system from last night, but everything has a fuzzy halo around it...and I kinda like it.

Our imac G5 arrived today! We'll set it up (what we can without the talents of one Danny Jewell) tonight and cruise around like futuristic compu-nauts from the year 2008, which is the year we'll be selling it for $4 on ebayplus.com (they will have bought ebay for 5 trillion bucks and financed the first dog-breast implant by then).

Did you know there's software available on the intarweb that converts your cellphone into a vibrator? Well, it's been a long time coming (ha!), but there she is. I wonder what the world would be like without technology? We'd all have to go to pron shoppes to get our skank and vibs. Huzzah for advancement! Onward and upward (and inward and outward and inward and outward...)