My sister and her partner were in town all of last week from New York City, and it was a blast hosting them. They stayed at our pad for 5 nights and for 2 nights at The Standard downtown, which is chock-full-o'-posers, and it didn't disappoint. Overheard conversation at the rooftop bar:

"I'm really getting into Kabbalah, ya know."

and

"I went to my first Sader this week. It fucking ROCKED."

Dear citizens of Los Angeles:

Please shut the hell up.

That is all.